Thursday, February 16, 2006

Top Ten Dick Cheney Excuses


10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm"
9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page"
8. "Not enough Jim Beam"
7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu"
6. "I love to shoot people"
5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter"
4. "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me"
3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?"
2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly"
1. "Thought he saw Michael Moore on the other side of tree line"

2 comments:

ian said...

He was definitely, without a shadow of a doubt, preparing to use a weapon of mass destruction

Neil Craig said...

A rabbit told me it was "lawyer season"