Friday, April 18, 2008

Friday Caption Competition


Well there's not much else going on today, so I thought a caption competition might be in order. I'll kick it off with...

"Is that a snooker cue, or are you just pleased to see me?"

64 comments:

oooh! I say missus. said...

"Balls is in deep with Mayor Livingslime"

Anonymous said...

Did you have to put a bit of screw on that to get it in!

Juan Kerr said...

"Bugger Me!"

oooh! I say missus said...

"Balls is in deep with Mayor Livingslime!"

Theo said...

Give it to me big boy

Jeremy Jacobs said...

One of these days Iain, you'll get yourself into real trouble!

The Creator said...

ED: 'Gordon taught me how to do this. He's awfully keen on it. I still think I prefer pocket billiards, though.'

Political Rover said...

This is just how Gordo likes it

Anonymous said...

Livingston is finally shafted by the Labour party?


Iain, Guido will be miffed to have missed this one.

Diablo said...

"So weak, Ed!"

Anonymous said...

Labour shafts one of its own this time...

Half The Story said...

Just pretend my name is Lee

Elisabeth said...

Lolcats shout-

Balls: I iz in ur Mayor doin' politix.

andanotherthing said...

"And for those of you watching in black and white, the Balls behind the Red"

Jonathan Rothwell said...

THAT'S BLOCKBUSTERS!!!

Or perhaps...

Ed had certainly ballsed up Ken's campaign by putting chilli powder in his mug of Horlicks.

pain 4 ken said...

Balls: 'I used to do this for Gordon, and I kept the Surgical glove.'




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Adrian Yalland said...

Is it August already?

The Obscure Shadow said...

Ken: "That's not brown, it's balls!"

Anonymous said...

Is that you Gordon?

captain cupcake said...

Leavingsoon fails to sink the blue

Lawrence said...

When the Mayor said he was hoping to pot one of the balls, Ed decided to do it to him first.

Adrian Yalland said...

Hi Ken - I have a message from the people of London!

Anonymous said...

'And just cough..'

Hello Mrs! said...

"what should I do Ed, Pink or Brown?"

vervet said...

Ed puts the squeeze on Leavingsoon ... now we know for sure it's a nickname not a surname !

Anonymous said...

`Up the arse corner` in VIZ has been doing this sort of satire for years.

I thought Ken was the only stealer of ideas.

Anonymous said...

Ed balls Ken

JAYMASON said...

OOOOOOHHHH! THATS MUCH TIGHTER GORDONS FLABBY ARSE

Anonymous said...

New balls please!

bofl said...

Grabbed by the balls!

Anonymous said...

A million miles better than Guido's Friday caption, that's for sure.

Well done Mrs. Dale, your blog is much better of late.

Rex said...

Balls up!

Anonymous said...

"Blimy Boris now I see what drew Petsy to you."

mens sana said...

And this is the grip Gordon used on Alan West. If you don't win in London I'll show you how we persuaded Angela Smith not to resign

Anonymous said...

So that's where you hide the secret bank accounts

Tonsilitus, you've got a throat infection

A quick vasectomy will stop any more stray children

Daily Referendum said...

Ed the Bungler Balls puts a deep screw on the red.

Ed puts the red on the brown spot.

Anonymous said...

A throbbing surprise from behind causes Ken to miss the easy pink but take the tight brown instead.

mitch said...

White ball red pocket with plenty of left spin.

killemallletgodsortemout said...

"Fisting the night away".
Or how Balls likes a bit of all-round pressure.

The Remittance Man said...

With the hidden webcam in his consulting rooms, celebrity proctologist, Dr Heinz Fueller reckoned he could bring his retirement plans forward by six years.

Expat said...

Balls says
"The moron pulls the same face when I do him - if you don't beleive me check out Guido's caption competition".
Red Ken says
"... and you promise I can stay in power for as long as Mugabwe if I let you come insider".

Teesbridge said...

In. Off the Brown.

typhoo said...

Good one. But I can't think of a caption - its the bulging eyes that do it for me. Ouch...lol

Anonymous said...

Livingston forgets the safety as he brings balls round the table and up the baulk end.

Anonymous said...

Eyes about chaps, this is drifting into the turgid shite that are the usual suggestions on Guido's caption comps...

bebopper said...

After Arsenal's defensive failures, Ken aims to get tight at the back.

Dale 6 Guido 2 West Ham 0 said...

"Oooh er missus. Is that you Yvette?"

Anonymous said...

"Well, with no pink available, it looks like he's going for the long brown..."

DiscoveredJoys said...

Deep down here by the dark water lived old Living-Gollum, a small slimy creature. I don’t know where he came from, nor who or what he was. He was Living-Gollum – as dark as darkness, except for two big round pale eyes in his thin face.

Living-Gollum: “Sssss,” …. “Praps ye sits here and chats with it a bitsy, my preciousss. It like elections, praps it does, does it?”

Auntie Flo' said...

Ken:

Jabbing with his cue at the blubbering heap of misery tied to the other end of the table.

"I'm not untying you until you shout, 'I love Ken, Ken for Mayor!' "

Broon:

Tied to the other end of the billiard table.

"No, I won't! (gape and gasp)"

Ken:

Pushing a billiard ball sized gob stopper into Gordon's gaping mouth and taping it there.

"Then you'll stay there all night with that taped in your mouth, sunshine. So what, eh, Balls?"

Balls:

Frantically clawing at his face and head.

"No! I can't go along with this, let him go, Ken."

Ken:

"What the......?"

Ken's jaw droops and his face contorts with shock as the mask begins peeling from Balls' face to reveal...

Boris:

"I don't like the blubbering idiot any more than you do but you leave me with no choice but to untie him, stand back, Ken, or I shall be forced to manhandle you."

Broon:

As Boris removes the last strip of tape from his mouth, Broon shouts:

"BORIS FOR MAYOR!"

Bill Quango MP said...

After Ed Balls' campaign visit for Leavingsoone, the mayor checks the latest Poll results.

Mostly Ordinary said...

Ken says he now knows what Londoners feel like.

Andy said...

Sorry to be a prude, but have I wandered into Guido's cesspit by mistake?

Anonymous said...

Ken: No the oyster card doesn't go there

another expat escapee said...

Ken eagerly awaiting the arrival of his latest sprog.

Anonymous said...

This just gives the impression that another Cabinet member is in the s**t again!
Rearly?

MikeyP said...

If this doesn't make you blink, nothing will!!

Roger Thornhill said...

Balls shows Ken why he thinks he can be the next Clunking Fister.

Anonymous said...

Ballsy: The wife doesn't let me do that

Anonymous said...

...and now i'd like you all to give ken a big hand for that magnificent pot on the red.oooohhh!

Pogo said...

Fletcher-Dervish finally gets to screw B'astard.

Sacha said...

Ed: Will be able to screw the blue?
Ken: Not a problem, I've screwed 10 million over the past 8 years

lavrenti beria said...

Leninslime finds out what it's like to be a car driver in London. Balls charges him £25 because of the amount of noxious fumes he emits.

Dr Blue said...

Ed Balls delivers a much needed health check to Mr Livingstone.

http://www.drrant.net/2008/04/who-really-needs-check-up.html