Dear Mr. Clegg,
I was very interested to read that you were a member of CUCA during your time at Cambridge. As the incoming Chairman, I thought I would write and invite you formally to re-join the association.
As a member you would benefit from reduced-price tickets to our social events and would once again be part of Cambridge's most active political society. CUCA as an association - like the Conservative Party nationally
- has gone from strength to strength in recent years, and we now have many more members than the Labour Club or Lib Dem group.
Our Easter Term starts on 20th April, and already boasts a great line-up of speakers – including Boris’s father, Stanley Johnson and Lord Blackwell, the Chairman of the Centre for Policy Studies. There is also our annual May Week Garden Party on Sunday 15th June, with the termly Chairman’s Dinner the Friday before.
Membership of CUCA normally costs £4 for a year, or £8 for life – but given your previous membership of the association, we would be happy to let you ‘upgrade’ to life membership for just £4.
Let me know if you are interested in becoming part of CUCA once again. I enclose a membership renewal form for your convenience.
Chairman, Cambridge University Conservative Association
What a jolly jape.