Today is the 55th birthday of the Right Honourable Lord Mandelson of Hartlepool and Foy in the County of Herefordshire. Following his remarks on post office privatisation, I hear that his local posties are declining to deliver his sacks of birthday cards.
So I am afraid, dear reader, it falls to you to step into the breach and send Mandy happy birthday messages in the comments. Over to you.
* Keep then decent, please!